π=3.14159256...

... Yeah, Tigger, I'm actually infinite, so I guess your friend's infinity hotel isn't as big in floors as one of my hairs!

Yeah, Mr.π. Hi friends, this is Mr.π. Oh, what’s π? Well, let Mr.π introduce himself!

OK. I'm, as you humans might say, infinite, because you never figured out how many digits I had, that made me up! Yeah, everything else is made of particles, while I'm made of numbers! The beginning numbers are: 3.14159256... And actually, William Jones found me in 1706, and since, people think the numbers in me are more than things in the universe!

Thank you, Mr.π, and why did you come here?

Because today's Pi Approximation Day! It’s this day ‘cause in fractions, I’m 22/7, so usually, people celebrate this holiday today, though there’s a Pi Day on March 14th (3.14).

So that's the end of today, friends, bye!