Could You Dress Like A Dork?

When it comes to dorks, you probably picture those who look and act odd around others. Well, guess what, today you'll be dressing like them! A horrifying idea, right? Not to worry, it's only part of Dress Like a Dork Day!

You might already be asking: “How do I dress like a dork?” Easy peasy lemon squeezy if you ask me. All you got to do is to get out the plaid polyester pants, suspenders, hideous shirt, mismatched knee socks, and you're good to go. OK, it might not sound easy after all, but don't forget, dorks act, well, dorky! Maybe October 19 should be “Act Like a Dork Day” instead!

Why do we have this day? I guess that the creators were dorks themselves! Wait, that can’t be right... Dorks are dorks, not creators

My apologies, but I might be acting dorky as well as dressing like a dork. Anyway, better tuck in that shirt, or you wouldn’t look good!