Update: Utah Monolith Gone... One Appears In Romania

The New News Newsminute is back with an update of the mystery monolith discovered in Utah, which is that that monolith has vanished, as another one appears in Romania.

First, a brief recap on the Utah monolith. It was discovered by workers and biologists on Nov 18th, when they were counting bighorn sheep in the desert in southeast Utah, and this has lead to many speculations and theories.

That monolith has attracted many hikers and adventurers but has been noticed missing on Saturday. The Utah Bureau of Land Management has confirmed that the monolith was removed by an “unknown party” during the evening of Friday, Nov 27th.

As speculations continue, things get even weirder, and about halfway around the world, a new monolith has been discovered and described as a “near twin” of the Utah version, only with what apparently looked like a series of scribbled circles.

“Now who’s pulling the strings?” Fumes an outraged Tigger. “First a metal monolith appears in the middle of nowhere, then Iran’s top nuclear scientist gets murdered, and Joe Biden’s foot is broken. Can’t things get any worse?”