“It’s Time To Cut It”: More Metal Monoliths Appear Out Of Nowhere

The New News Newsminute is here with more bizarre news than any before, which is that there are at least two more metal monoliths–almost identical in size and shape to the Utah monolith–that have been sighted in different places around the globe.

This flurry of monoliths, appearing and disappearing, all started with the 12-foot tall Utah monolith discovered in the Mars-like red rock desert of Utah. The three-sided stainless steel structure has been said to have appeared in Romania, California, Britain, and San Luis Obispo county after the original Utah version disappeared days ago.

“Maybe a bit of fun with these monoliths is acceptable, after all, people are getting tired of hearing news about the pandemic every day. But when it just seems to continue forever, it isn’t funny anymore,” said Tigger earlier in an interview. “It’s time to cut it if you ask me.” He is trying to find out who did all this, but it’s almost impossible. Well, not impossible, just improbable.