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???!!! Hi there, Mr. Alien! Glad you could visit! My friends, this is Mr. Alien, and he is here to visit. No, he came in the UFO, from Proxima Centauri b, which orbits Proxima Centauri. Oh, Mr. Alien, our fans ask you how you made it here in that ship. Ok, you can use a translator.
Hi, guys, I'm Mr. Alien, call me Mr. A, I’m here to tell you about World UFO Day, so I came here in one. It flies using a Gravity Distortion Drive, which sorts of “controls” gravity, if you know what that means.
Anyway, your friend, Tigger, wants me to get on with the holiday, so let's start. From what we have gathered from our drones, and Tigger’s help, we know that this day was created by the World UFO Organization, in 2001, people celebrate it on June 24th, and July 2d, though it's officially today. We, or at least, you humans, usually stare up into the sky at night, to see if there’re any UFOs.
UFOs are also sometimes called: Unidentified flying objects, and are “saucer”-shaped.
Thanks, Mr. Alien, enjoy your VIP tour of Earth! Guys, as Mr. A said, we should look up at the night skies, and try to find UFOs. I’m now off with Mr. A, bye!